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Kmac2021 Presents​.​. A DEATH METAL CHRISTMAS

by thenightyouleft

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the-cool-fox
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the-cool-fox It's a holiday metal album filled with comedy featuring Kmac, the Meme Lord himself. With deathcore flare and fun, he also adds a touch of his Scottish heritage into our hearts.
Benno G
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Benno G I will listen exclusively to this album until Christmas, don't spend your 3p all at once you cheeky coon Favorite track: Santa Claus Is Coming To Town.
Agent Echo
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Agent Echo I can only hope that there's one of these EPs every Christmas. I want all of the classics to get this treatment! Favorite track: Joy To The World.
RetroNomad
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RetroNomad You beautiful Scottish cunt.
This just begs to be blared from the car as I pass others out shopping for the season.

Here's to scaring some kids for the holidays <3 Favorite track: Silent Night.
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Jingle Bells 01:33
Jingle bells jingle bells Jingle all the way! Oh what fun it is to ride In a one horse open sleigh Jingle bells jingle bells Jingle all the way! Oh what fun it is to ride In a one horse open motherfucking sleigh Dashing through the snow In a one horse open sleigh O'er the hills we go Laughing all the way. Bells on bobtail ring Making spirits bright. What fun it is to ride and sing A sleighing song tonight. Jingle bells jingle bells Jingle all the way! Oh what fun it is to ride In a- ONE. HORSE. OPEN. SLEIGH
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Deck the halls with boughs of holly Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la 'Tis the season to be jolly Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la Don we now our gay apparel Fa-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la. Troll the ancient Yule-tide carol Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la.
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.Joy to the world The Lord has come Let earth receive her King Let every heart prepare Him room And heaven and nature sing And heaven and nature sing And heaven and heaven and nature- JOY TO THE DOOM THE EARTH IS DEAD THE LAKES ARE DRY, THE PEOPLE CRY THERE'S NOTHING LEFT LET EVER TEAR FALL LET EVER GUT BURST THE DEMONS AND SATAN LAUGH THE DEMONS AND SATAN LAUGH
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You better watch out, you better not cry Better not pout, I'm telling you why Santa Claus is comin' to town He's making a list and checking it twice Gonna find out who's naughty and nice Santa Claus is comin' to town He knows when you are sleepin' He hears every noise and grunt He knows if you've been good or bad so don't be a fucking cunt You better watch out, you better not cry Better not pout, I'm telling you why Santa Claus is comin' Santa Claus is comin' Santa Claus is comin' Santa Claus is comin' Santa Claus is comin' Santa Claus is comin' Santa Claus is comin' IN YOU
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Silent Night 01:36
Silent night, holy night! All is calm, all is bright. Round yon Virgin, Mother and Child. Holy infant so tender and mild, Sleep in heavenly peace, Sleep in heavenly peace Silent night, holy night! Shepherds quake at the sight. Glories stream from heaven afar Heavenly hosts sing Alleluia, Christ the Savior is born! Christ the Savior is born
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Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer Had a very shiny fucking nose And if you ever saw it You would even say it glows All of the other reindeer Used to laugh and call him a cunt They never let poor Rudolph Join in any of their games- THAT DOESNY RHYME Then one foggy Christmas Eve, Santa came to say, Rudolph with your nose so bright, HELP ME KILL THESE CUNTS TONIGHT SANTA PULLED OUT A SHOTGUN AND SHOT AW THE FUCKING REINDEER RUDOLPH WAS STILL ALIVE AT THE END UNTIL SANTA DECIDED TO SHOOT HIM AS WELL CAUSE SANTA WANTS TO EAT ALL OF RUDOLPHS REINDEER SHITES FOR HIS FUCKING DINNER ITS NEVER STOPPED HIM IN THE PAST AND HE HAS TO SURVIVE THE WINTER none of that even happened the song doesnt even make sense this song is about equality and why you shouldnt treat anyone different because of the way they look you fucking asshole FUCK OFF

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released November 26, 2017

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