Rudolph The Red Nose Reindeer (Glaswegian Edition)

from Kmac2021 Presents​.​. A DEATH METAL CHRISTMAS by thenightyouleft

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Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
Had a very shiny fucking nose
And if you ever saw it
You would even say it glows
All of the other reindeer
Used to laugh and call him a cunt
They never let poor Rudolph
Join in any of their games- THAT DOESNY RHYME
Then one foggy Christmas Eve,
Santa came to say,
Rudolph with your nose so bright,
HELP ME KILL THESE CUNTS TONIGHT
SANTA PULLED OUT A SHOTGUN
AND SHOT AW THE FUCKING REINDEER
RUDOLPH WAS STILL ALIVE AT THE END
UNTIL SANTA DECIDED TO SHOOT HIM AS WELL
CAUSE SANTA WANTS TO EAT ALL OF RUDOLPHS REINDEER SHITES FOR HIS FUCKING DINNER
ITS NEVER STOPPED HIM IN THE PAST AND HE HAS TO SURVIVE THE WINTER

none of that even happened
the song doesnt even make sense
this song is about equality
and why you shouldnt treat anyone different because of the way they look you fucking asshole

FUCK OFF

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from Kmac2021 Presents​.​. A DEATH METAL CHRISTMAS, released November 26, 2017

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